When Tom Murphy was mayor, his spokesperson Craig was pretty low-key behind the scenes, talking when he needed to, but letting the Mayor be in the spotlight. You know, not stealing his thunder. At least it seemed to me.
But man, Dick Skrinjar, Mayor Ravenstahl’s Chief of Making Shit Up, sure is in the news as much as the mayor is.
The trash-talking started early, with Dick Skrinjar, mouthpiece for Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl, questioning whether the visiting entourage from Cincinnati was running late because that city hadn’t yet mastered the concept of timekeeping.
Next came the suggestion that Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory was behind schedule because he had spent a late night at the Carson Palmer House of Ladies’ Dresses.
“The Carson Palmer House of Ladies’ Dresses”?!?!? Please, someone over there in the City-County Building, please tell me if Dick did in fact utter the words “Carson Palmer House of Ladies’ Dresses.”
What does that even mean? That is the lamest, dumbest-assest put down I’ve heard since “Oh, yeah?! …”
Is there some history here between Carson Palmer and dresses that I’m unaware of? Or does Dick Skrinjar, Mayor Ravenstahl’s Chief of Making Shit Up, need to just shut the hell up already?
“Carson Palmer House of Ladies’ Dresses”. I think Dick is ready for an appearance on MTV’s “Yo Momma.”