Have you EVER said, “Why am I always the last to know?” PittGirl has said that many times because in my large family I am ALWAYS the last to know … my family is like, “So are you ready for family vacation next week.” And I’m like, “We have family vacation next week?” Or “It’s such a shame Uncle Leo died.” “UNCLE LEO DIED?!?!”
But Burghers, we can no longer claim to be the last to know, because hell, we knew Dom Costa was retiring before his wife did.
When the rumors started swirling yesterday that Dom was going to put in for his retirement, the media called his house and his wife answered and said:
Darlene Costa, the chief’s wife, said last night that rumors that Chief Costa was set to resign were false.
“He’s not resigning. You got that straight from the horse’s mouth,” she said.
Ouch! If that was me and Dom Costa was my husband … ewwwww [shudder] … I would be seriously thinking about a boycott on sex as punishment for making me sound like such a moron in the press … and so I wouldn’t have to have sex with Dom Costa and have his toupee keep falling in my face … ewwwwwwwwwww. Too much mental imagery.
And also, Darlene, calling yourself a horse. That’s just sad. You aren’t a horse … but you sure are the last to know.