Boy, some people sure take our being named the 8th drunkest city in the country very very seriously.
I haven’t really watched the Bachelor since Byron and Mary got engaged, but hot damn babies I am NOT missing this one. Not when it appears the resident trash is going to be a Burgher. That’s right, it appears in the first episode of the Bachelor, Burgher Heather Sneed of Aliquippa is branded the “drunk girl.”
A big fat tip of my hat to hot reader Ruby Vroom for emailing me as I hadn’t yet read my PG today.
“They’re not kissing,” speculates one of the competitors while Sneed has some one-on-one time with the prince. “She’s throwing up on him!”
Sneed tells viewers she thinks she has an advantage over the other women.
“The fact I’m older, well-educated. I am beautiful,” she says. “I don’t want to sound conceited in that way, but I am.”
Look, PittGirl is not one of those chicks that cannot admit when another chick is hot. Hell, I had conversations on dates wherein a woman walks past and I say to my date, “She is hot.” Again, totally straight. But I am not afraid to see beauty in other women, which is why I will admit that Sonni Abatta and Wendy Bell are HOT and even though she annoys the shit out of me with her stupid little prissy bouncy walk, I can admit that one of my busmates is smoking smoking smoking hot.
So please boys tell me if I am nuts, but Ms. Sneed? Not that hot. Basically just big boobs and good grooming, but not “beautiful” in the Angelina Jolie sense of the word.
Oh, and she’s a nurse. Let’s hope she sticks around long enough for either some drunk hot tub action or a drunk cat fight.