Representin’ the #8 drunkest city!

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Boy, some people sure take our being named the 8th drunkest city in the country very very seriously.

I haven’t really watched the Bachelor since Byron and Mary got engaged, but hot damn babies I am NOT missing this one. Not when it appears the resident trash is going to be a Burgher. That’s right, it appears in the first episode of the Bachelor, Burgher Heather Sneed of Aliquippa is branded the “drunk girl.”

A big fat tip of my hat to hot reader Ruby Vroom for emailing me as I hadn’t yet read my PG today.

“They’re not kissing,” speculates one of the competitors while Sneed has some one-on-one time with the prince. “She’s throwing up on him!”

She’s not.

Sneed tells viewers she thinks she has an advantage over the other women.

“The fact I’m older, well-educated. I am beautiful,” she says. “I don’t want to sound conceited in that way, but I am.”

Look, PittGirl is not one of those chicks that cannot admit when another chick is hot. Hell, I had conversations on dates wherein a woman walks past and I say to my date, “She is hot.” Again, totally straight. But I am not afraid to see beauty in other women, which is why I will admit that Sonni Abatta and Wendy Bell are HOT and even though she annoys the shit out of me with her stupid little prissy bouncy walk, I can admit that one of my busmates is smoking smoking smoking hot.

So please boys tell me if I am nuts, but Ms. Sneed? Not that hot. Basically just big boobs and good grooming, but not “beautiful” in the Angelina Jolie sense of the word.

Oh, and she’s a nurse.  Let’s hope she sticks around long enough for either some drunk hot tub action or a drunk cat fight.


  1. bigslacker
    September 29, 2006 1:15 pm

    You’re right PG…nice chest, white teeth, blonde hair thats not really thick or styled well….but not smokin’ hot.

    That being said, if she called me for a date I’d still go out with her.

  2. Joey
    September 29, 2006 1:57 pm

    (With reverance to Mr. Rogers) Hi Boys and Girls…can you say “High Maintenance”?

  3. Anthony
    September 29, 2006 2:02 pm

    Like I always say, you can take the girl out of Aliquippa but you can’t take the Aliquippa out of the girl.

  4. Scott
    September 29, 2006 2:13 pm

    Let’s see:

    1.) Airbrushed photo? Check.
    2.) Dark roots? Check.
    3.) Fake smile? Check.
    4.) Fake boobs? Check.
    5.) Looks, and sounds, obnoxious? Check.

    Looks like, sounds like, walks like, must be…trash. I’m not impressed. Of course, I married a brunette, so maybe I’m just biased…


  5. bern1
    September 29, 2006 2:23 pm

    Inflate to 40 psi.

  6. Chris
    September 29, 2006 2:29 pm

    Who cares about dating her…just dine her and take her home. Let someone else keep her happy….

  7. bern1
    September 29, 2006 2:34 pm

    My vote is for drunk cat fight.

  8. Tep
    September 29, 2006 2:48 pm

    My vote is for this show to be taken off the air.

  9. AwsCom
    September 29, 2006 4:05 pm

    Yeah, she’s hot. Not smokin’ hot, though. And far from bangin’ (which I believe is the very highest rating on the chart).

  10. cityworker
    September 29, 2006 4:09 pm

    If pittgirl can think bruce gradkowski is hot i can think that girl is hot and not feel bad about it.

  11. pittgirl
    September 29, 2006 4:21 pm

    That is soooo true cityworker. Obviously, hotness is a personal preference. You’ve nothing to feel bad about. And yes, AwsCom, bangin’ is definitly high up there on the rating chart.

  12. cityworker
    September 29, 2006 4:31 pm

    ok, but the fact that she is 34, on a reality show, and gets drunk to the point of embarassment, she is obviously not marriage material. however if she was on the south side drunk and falls on my lap, i am not complaining.

  13. Lino Gunn
    September 29, 2006 6:04 pm

    I’m stayin’ for the drunk hot tub stuff and the drunk cat fight afterwards………..

  14. joey
    September 30, 2006 5:58 pm

    All here are just jealous….if you’re female…jealous you can’t be her……if you’re male…..jealous you can’t have her!! Sorry!


  15. kelsey
    September 30, 2006 7:36 pm

    guys..any of you who are commenting on this page instead of working or watching football…you’re gay!! to all….doesn’t anyone have an IQ high enough to know that REALITY tv is not really real??? DUH!! Some planning/scripting/characterizing is involved to even begin to make one of these shows the least bit enticing!! I give myself enough credit to know that she was probably persuaded to act that way….not to mention, given PLENTY of alcohol to make a horse drunk!! The girl wasn’t running out getting the stuff on her own…..they HAVE to be animated and crazy to make for good TV…..period!!

  16. mils
    September 30, 2006 7:59 pm

    kelsey hit it right on the head.. any dude posting in here or is into the show “the bachelor” is gay and you gun eaters know who you are – see above..

    the dudes posting rating here kill me too.. shes not hot.. id do her.. shes not bangin.. the only shiz they are bangin are their own rods when they watch the bachelor.. any dude writing about banging is doing no banging

    i know this chick first hand and they were definitely fed alcohol and loaded hardcore.. she is a real cool chick – a very caring and kind person that is a well known nurse in the community. She seized this opportunity and made the best of it… period

    kelsey was also right in the fact that they have to be outgoing and spontaneous to make for good tv.. otherwise they are all mannequins.. but then again all the dudes posting above here are probably all too familiar with mannequins – but theirs are the inflatable kind… gay ass punks

  17. burghboy
    October 1, 2006 2:06 am

    A guy calling a female their ‘friend’, and ‘a very kind and caring person’?

    Now, THAT’S gay.

  18. miXi
    October 1, 2006 5:18 pm

    High school pretty, definitely. Classic Hollywood beauty, no way. Having once been on a famous saytime talkshow (my Pittsburgh days feel like a lifetime ago), I agree with what people are saying about the Producers. They want you to amp anything noticeable about your personality by about 250%. It’s freaky.

    And guys, that homophobia? Sooooo hot. Really. Like hawt hot.

  19. miXi
    October 1, 2006 5:19 pm

    daytime, I meant

  20. burghboy
    October 1, 2006 6:32 pm

    The only thing hotter I’m sure is watching your ‘famous daytime talkshow’ on Beta.

  21. Brittany
    October 1, 2006 10:40 pm

    The way I see it is this…….yeah, she’s pretty. The Hollywood pretty comment, hmmmmmmm…….let’s see……..the majority of them are actually close to hideous without their 3 or 4 hours of stylist’s work…there are certainly those few that are naturally beautiful, but c’mon, can we REALLY express our overall opinions on just ONE picture and speculation of other contestants? I agree….the whole thing is a hoax. Without a little action and pursuasion, a pretty boring chick she would be and not at ALL entertaining!! I sorta feel sorry for those who believe in “reality” TV!! I hope she DID get wasted and have a good time!! As a critical care nurse….I’m sure she needed it!! haha!!


  22. Brittany
    October 1, 2006 10:44 pm

    “persuasion” oops….

  23. Joe
    October 2, 2006 9:25 am

    I realize this is completely off topic but I felt the need to comment on the face that the Pirates have finished the second half of the season with a winning record. Freddy Sanchez won the batting title, and the Pirates ended the year on a winning streak. As a side note, for all intensive purposes, the Pirates ended the year with a winning percentage of .414 — currently the Steelers have a winning percentage of .333. How about a blog entry for Freddy?

  24. Julie_Gong
    October 2, 2006 11:51 am

    And I wasn’t going to watch this season of the Bachelor. I can not pass up watching someone throw up on a prince. That will be priceless. Yea for Pittsburgh!

  25. dukey11
    October 2, 2006 12:11 pm

    I have to agree with the Angelina Jolie comment… now that woman’s hot. I’m completely straight myself… I just have a female crush on her. Nothing wrong with that!

  26. Michael
    October 3, 2006 8:27 am

    She was WASTED, but she was HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!


  27. j9
    October 7, 2006 6:56 pm

    i think all ya’ll talking about fake boobs, getting on her when she’s drunk, talking about if she’s hot or not are gay….

    who wouldn’t take the oppoortunity to go to Italy, meet a prince, and engage in some drama? regardless if she was wasted or not, it was an opportunity that any of you would take… and you know it.

    And BECAUSE you bleed black and gold, you all have hoopie in you so u’d do something ridiculous and we’d all be blogging about that… and be proud of it.

    Damn I miss Pittsburgh… J9

  28. heather
    October 9, 2006 10:08 am

    Hi all!!

    Thanks for both the tasteful and distateful comments. I just wanted to say that this blog is great!! I’ve enjoyed reading the comments posted here. At the same time, some of them are a little unsettling…much like my performance??? lol…. However, I do realize that Pittgirl is correct in saying that I willingly exposed myself to scrutiny and criticism. So, yes….I will accept my punishment!! lol…..I also want Pittsburgh to know, that these reality shows are in fact ‘TV SHOWS ‘. Those of you who can understand…know what I mean. That said, you must make a choice going into it. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity/experience and I would do it again. As Pittgirl mentioned, I will take comfort in the fact that the three days she mentioned regarding my being forgotten is long over. To those who know me….thank you for the support.


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  30. jenny25
    October 9, 2006 2:26 pm

    OMG…..I can’t wait till the Bachelor Reunion show. I am sure that she will “totally redeem herself”…If she’s in grad school and a critical care nurse simultaniously, them my hat’s off to her…I am a ccu nurse also, not in grad school, and one glass of wine does me in….and, I thought she was adorable….let’s wait till tonight….from what I hear, little “tipsy” Heather will look like Mother Teresa in comparison…
    I hope to God that I can age as well as she has…..34..??? looks 24….

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