Everything that Sally Wiggin did wrong when she wore this ridiculous getup (which seems to have earned her an endorsement deal, hat tip to Matt!), Alison Morris did right when she showed up at the Family House Polo event wearing this sweet number. From the pages of the latest SEEN mag:
Dress … adorable. Necklace … chunky, but cute. Shoes … I’d kick puppies for those.
Take note you media ladies of the Burgh. THIS is how you want to look when Marylynn Uricchio calls you a “Seen Stealer.”
Because you can steal a scene looking smokin’ hot … but as Sally knows now, you can also steal a scene by looking like you skinned a zoo animal and sloppily pinned its carcass around your body.
If Sonni Abatta is the high-maintenance girlfriend who always leaves you sitting on the couch while she gets ready, and Wendy Bell is the strong-willed hot girlfriend with whom you fight constantly and have lots of angry make-up sex with, then Alison Morris is the sweet girlfriend that you can hang out with in front of the TV, then take her to the opera with your mom and dad.
What a cutie pie. I wonder if I can get that dress in black?