Alison Morris gives Sally Wiggin a lesson.

Everything that Sally Wiggin did wrong when she wore this ridiculous getup (which seems to have earned her an endorsement deal, hat tip to Matt!), Alison Morris did right when she showed up at the Family House Polo event wearing this sweet number.  From the pages of the latest SEEN mag:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Dress … adorable. Necklace … chunky, but cute. Shoes … I’d kick puppies for those.

Take note you media ladies of the Burgh. THIS is how you want to look when Marylynn Uricchio calls you a “Seen Stealer.”

Because you can steal a scene looking smokin’ hot … but as Sally knows now, you can also steal a scene by looking like you skinned a zoo animal and sloppily pinned its carcass around your body.

If Sonni Abatta is the high-maintenance girlfriend who always leaves you sitting on the couch while she gets ready, and Wendy Bell is the strong-willed hot girlfriend with whom you fight constantly and have lots of angry make-up sex with, then Alison Morris is the sweet girlfriend that you can hang out with in front of the TV, then take her to the opera with your mom and dad.

What a cutie pie. I wonder if I can get that dress in black?





19 Comments

  1. BH
    October 2, 2006 1:44 pm

    Hey, this guy would gladly wait on the couch for Sonni Abatta!



  2. Doc Love
    October 2, 2006 1:56 pm

    Guys that wait for Sonni Abatta and Wendy Bell type women are either whimpus americanus or macho boy.

    When it comes to golddigers and feministas give them nothing.

    The gentleman knows whats best and goes for the Alison Morris type…..



  3. PittCheMBA
    October 2, 2006 2:22 pm

    Alison Morris is such a cutie. I have come to the conclusion that KDKA has the best news babe lineup to appeal to anyone. Sonni Abatta, Alison Morris, Kristine Sorensen, Patrice King Brown, Dr. Maria Simbra, newbie Stephanie Watson, and my favorite Rebecca Hower. Thanks KDKA! For the ladies, Sewickley Heights’ Wentworth Miller from the FOX TV series “Prison Break” is on the October 2006 cover of Pittsburgh Magazine: http://www.wqed.org/mag/index.shtml and here http://www.wqed.org/mag/features/1006/miller.shtml



  4. cityworker
    October 2, 2006 3:51 pm

    I love them all.



  5. Tom
    October 24, 2006 2:42 pm

    Sonni is cute for sure! But, I think Alison Morris is just the “perfect 10” Cute, friendly, fun to be with! You just could not help, but to have a good time, if she were with you!



  6. gbpgh
    October 28, 2006 9:47 am

    What people forget is what really makes Alison Morris a 10 is that not only is she beautiful but is a Yale graduate. So add smart to the list.



  7. Lee
    February 19, 2007 10:20 pm

    Didn’t our brilliant president graduate from Yale, too?



  8. Linda
    March 7, 2007 10:28 pm

    I’ve met her. She hates Pittsburgh. Still think she’s a 10?



  9. Channel 4 Fan
    March 16, 2007 8:33 pm

    Maybe she’s just here for graduate study. KDKA are the originators. (DOWN WITH CBS, TAKE BACK WESTINGHOUSE!!!!)



  10. John
    April 13, 2007 2:06 pm

    Alison Morris is a cutie. She should be on air more often. What about giving her a shot as host of Pittsburgh Today Live?



  11. URCORRECT
    November 7, 2007 6:58 pm

    Linda u r right. Miss Morris HATES Pittsburgh. BIG Time! She whines about how NYC is so much better and she can’t wait to get back there. Wake up people! They are NOT the same as they appear. Also, have you looked at her body? It’s gone South in her twenties-ugh!
    I am a guy who is stuck working with her!



  12. URCORRECT
    November 7, 2007 7:00 pm

    Forgot about how she mentions she went to YALE every 5 mins. Little does she know we all wish she’d go back to NY too!



  13. South Hills
    December 17, 2007 2:12 pm

    Oh, Alison Morris is a cutie indeed! But what in the world is up with her voice cracking so much lately? She sounds like her voice is changing and she is still going through puberty or something! How embarassing for her. She is a cutie with the voice box of a 12 year old boy.



  14. Joey
    December 28, 2007 6:05 pm

    I’ve spoken to her a bunch of times too, and I’m from Manhattan and we both agree that Pittsburgh is where it’s at for young Web Entrepreneurs because you can keep your costs low and still have access to Carnegie Mellon, Pitt, and tons of other resources for aspiring Web Entrepreneurs.

    I’ve never heard her complain about the Burgh, only praise it.



  15. NOT Pittgirl
    January 6, 2008 10:40 pm

    I’ve known Alison personally for a year or so through family members and hate to see people talk about her like this. Last time I checked, everyone is entitled to have an opinion of a city, whether they live there or not. Granted I’m a girl that was born, raised, and will always stay in Pittsburgh, I’m not naive enough to believe that everyone in the world loves Pittsburgh. Not to mention that if any of you went to Yale you’d probably mention it every 5 minutes too!



  16. Bill
    January 8, 2008 1:30 pm

    shes deffinitly a man killer she was on scene of a structure fire we had at an apartment complex and i’ll say this shes very hard to miss!!!



  17. Pimp D
    February 25, 2008 9:42 pm

    Shes HOT HOT HOT reguardless of where she came from or where she will go after her time here. Enjoy it while it lasts. Remember Edye Tarbox??????



  18. dan
    March 22, 2008 11:09 pm

    man, you guys must need laid. she’s nothing special…dime a dozen type girl. just leave your houses every once in a while!



  19. jim
    August 16, 2008 10:08 am

    I talked to her in a bar and shes completely stuck on herself. Go back to NYC honey, you wont be missed.