Hilarious shit first brought to my attention by reader Anthony and now being reported by the PG:
The foreman of the Redd Up Crew was busted for selling Vicodin at $5 bucks a pop.
hired shifted to this position by Bobby O’s administration and had this to say:
Kurt R. Staudenmaier, 36, of the North Side, is charged with possession with intent to deliver prescription medication.
According to an affidavit that supports his arrest, Mr. Staudenmaier told the officer that he had 19 Vicodin pills that he sells for $5 each.
“If a friend needs some and they don’t have any, I’ll sell them just to help them out,” Mr. Staudenmaier is quoted in the affidavit as saying.
Aw. What a great friend! He’s just looking out for the urgent medicinal needs of his friends.
Dude, a true friend would have given them away for free.
And the fact that the man in charge of cleaning the city’s drug houses up is also running drugs? The word is “IRONIC”.
He hasn’t been punished by Lukey yet, but I’m sure Lukey will start “moving forward” on that any second now.