Only in Fayette County, kids. Only in Fayette County.

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Really, is there anywhere else in the Burgh that this would happen?

A man walked into a convenience store and – rather than rob it – he went behind the counter and took his clothes off.

You gotta watch the video if only to see Sonni Abatta about to lose her shit and crack up at the fat man getting naked in the store.

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I can’t even begin to imagine what the hell he was thinking, but I would have loved to have been in the store to see his wife/girlfriend walk in and say, “Bart! What the hell are you doing? Put your clothes back on and grab some Ho-Ho’s!”



  1. Z
    October 6, 2006 3:30 pm

    Clerks III!!!!!!

  2. dwight
    October 10, 2006 9:25 pm

    Okay, I only caught the tail-end of this news report the other day so I had no idea what the story was about. I only saw the snippet of the adorable piece of ass, mullet-having, yinzer store customer, Chris Vandivner, talking to the camera. What is wrong with me? Why do I get hot for yinzers!?

  3. MeMe
    January 10, 2007 10:21 pm

    What ever happened to that groth on Sonni Abatta neck ?