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I um … I have no words.
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Totally safe for work. I swears it.
Then somebody help me make sense of that picture.
October 12, 2006 10:40 am
I’m guessing that is Borat trying to decide if he is satisfied with the new fabric softener he used on his towels.
October 12, 2006 11:23 am
OK, the one ‘open’ and one ‘closed’ closet indicate a crossroads in life. The ‘towel’ can be compared to swaddling clothes of newborns, demonstrating a “rebirth”. The incredible porn-stache in a Freddie Mercury/Village People genre leads one to assume that when choosing between “A Night at the Opera” and “YMCA”, this gentlemen says, “Yes, please!”
Final conclusion – Steelers by 3
October 12, 2006 11:25 am
This is a very lonley, desperate man.
What he needs is a sharp slap across the ear just to get his attention. Then he needs to get in touch with reality.
Pity this poor dimwit.
October 12, 2006 12:09 pm
That guy is a loser!
October 12, 2006 12:20 pm
Exhibit A for why Pittsburgh is consistently rated the worst city for singles.
October 12, 2006 12:25 pm
How’d Saddam get to the South Hills (‘n nat)?
October 12, 2006 12:46 pm
He is handsome man. Women like to drink his juice.
Me in Dormont
October 12, 2006 1:33 pm
But how could you overlook this one: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/m4w/216636066.html
October 12, 2006 1:53 pm
Woah- that’s Exhibit B
October 12, 2006 2:09 pm
no. You see, I once went to look at a car that I found listed on craigslist, and when I opened the door, it fell off. There were cigarette butts with lipstick on them in the ashtray. The horn wasn’t the only thing that blew on that one. Moral of the story: don’t look for a man on craigslist, because something will fall off, and he probably has lipstick covered cigarette butts in the ashtray.
info factor: 4
entertainment factor: 9
probability that this picture will be my new windows wallpaper: 110%
October 12, 2006 2:11 pm
You guys are killing me today.
October 12, 2006 2:23 pm
Uh huh, gotta get me somma dat.
Frightening, isn’t it? I hear Sienna Miller is available. Bet he wouldn’t cheat on her!
October 12, 2006 2:51 pm
I told my dad not to steal that curtain from Heinz Hall and turn it into a silky frock (minus the sleeves of course!)
October 12, 2006 3:46 pm
Who knew that Tom Selleck was that desperate? Or is it former (and deceased) pro wrestler Ravishing Rick Ruud?
October 12, 2006 3:53 pm
hey, yinz all waitasec! all joking aside, i met my gf on the craigslist personals. both of us are normal, upstanding, educated, well-respected professionals and have been together for a long time now. i also found contractors… sold a car… CL rocks!
so there are a few wack-jobs having fun on CL… man, i could share with you FAR stranger stories than these about my experience with match.com. like the woman who had a dog with ESP. and he *knew* things. he could read her mind. yeah, i hauled it outta her place as quickly as i could…
I like Diane’s interpretation =)
October 12, 2006 4:51 pm
no, i cannot make sense of this picture.
have you heard about sienna miller being thrown out of folino’s tavern? you can read the story here.
thought you might like that.
October 12, 2006 5:53 pm
i’ll give it a try….
1. I bet this guy has a bumper sticker that says “Have I hugged your kid today?”
2. You guy’s think this picture was found on the back of a KY Jelly jar?
3. Ok, JB, let’s make this work. Pose is key. Now, carress the towel as if you were about to lose your manhood….great, great. Now tweak your head like you were just propositioned by three midget dykes on trikes. WORK WITH ME! Excellent!!
October 12, 2006 10:28 pm
Looks like Saddam Hussein’s clone
October 13, 2006 3:12 pm
Okay I’m going through withdrawal – where’s today’s posts?!?!?!
October 15, 2006 8:42 pm
Oy vey! I have no words either!
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