Something I don’t think we females will ever understand is why some men feel the need to whip out their penises in public places and show us all that which God gave them.
I get that they get drunk, but even then, what is the big thrill of doing that? Do you think we ladies are going to go, “Oh my God, that thing is ENORMOUS. Can I get your number?”
A fireman did it yesterday at the concession stand at the Steelers game and then threw a hissy fit for the ages when he was arrested. Dude got himself tasered and everything.
Women get drunk too, but we don’t run up to concession stands and whip our girls out (except maybe in New Orleans and Cancun), because if we did, all you guys would be dead and this would be heaven.
Zip it up boys. We REALLY don’t want to see it, no matter how drunk you are.