You want to get with this?

Boy, and I thought shy towel-hiding Arab/Borat man was ridiculous.

What the hell is wrong with you weird Craig’s List men of the Burgh?

Get some friends to take some real photos of you.

Taking photos of yourself while shaving?  Not hot.  At all.  Your weirdness totally trumps any perceived hotness you think your six pack gives you.
And no way in HELL am I the “Pitt Girl” he is referring to.


  1. Ms. Caroline
    October 16, 2006 11:21 am

    Celebacy is the way to go. Look at the alternatives. ::Shiver::

  2. Anthony
    October 16, 2006 11:54 am

    Are you sure he’s shaving? I believe that may be a spoon in his other hand and he just finished eating a large bowl of pistachio pudding.

  3. Awesome Comet
    October 16, 2006 12:12 pm

    Yeah, but you know you only found this listing because you were googling yourself.

    Mmmmm… Pittgirl googling herself… guhuhuhuh

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  5. Pickle Sniffer
    October 17, 2006 10:58 pm

    1. Could someone please tell me where the hell “Blackhawk” is?

    2. What decade was that bathroom wall decorated in? Does he tell anyone that he lives with his grandma?