Some dude in Westmoreland County found a worm that looks like somebody threw their GloWorm in the drier and shrunk it to the size of a penny.
If I saw this thing on a leaf, I would be torn between picking it up, scritching its nose and saying, “Who’s a cutie pie? Who’s a cutie pie? You are! Yes you are a cutie pie!” or screaming “You product of Satan!” and then violently killing it with a bat. Might be overkill, but seriously, I don’t want these things reproducing because: Not a normal worm.