Comments on: You can’t shoot me, I’ve got my Algebra book, you asshole.

By: Z

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 23:41:35 +0000

Wah Da Ta my damies…but what about those new “textbook killing” bullets?

By: Lino Gunn

Lino Gunn — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 23:20:06 +0000

Damn, I knew those books were good for something.

By: Diogenes

Diogenes — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:09:34 +0000

At least he’s not advocating the use of new, more expensive texbooks.

By: Tep

Tep — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 17:15:33 +0000

Sa Da Tay!

Sure, let’s put a constant reminder to kids in the classroom that at any moment they can be gunned down. That’s the last thing they need. Even if it was a bulletproof vest the idea would be absurd. Whatever happened to settling grade school disputes with a paper football game or a pencil fight. Don’t dane the dillies.

By: Z

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 17:00:18 +0000

They’d be deflecting the bullets with their books like Pootie Tang did with his belt buckle!