It has been two weeks since Dennis Regan was placed on paid administrative leave for his role in possibly sweeping a disciplinary matter regarding his live-in girlfriend’s brother under the rug.
It is two weeks now that Dennis Regan has been getting paid $1,775 a week to do nothing but sit around his house and eat, sleep, and wipe tears from his eyes while saying, “That is SO TRUE, Dr. Phil.”
Dennis Regan is a lucky bastard. That goes for Ms. McNeilly too.
What can I do that isn’t so bad that I’ll get fired, but bad enough that I can be placed on paid leave?