Dennis Regan has the best job EVER.

It has been two weeks since Dennis Regan was placed on paid administrative leave for his role in possibly sweeping a disciplinary matter regarding his live-in girlfriend’s brother under the rug.

It is two weeks now that Dennis Regan has been getting paid $1,775 a week to do nothing but sit around his house and eat, sleep, and wipe tears from his eyes while saying, “That is SO TRUE, Dr. Phil.”

Dennis Regan is a lucky bastard.  That goes for Ms. McNeilly too.
What can I do that isn’t so bad that I’ll get fired, but bad enough that I can be placed on paid leave?


  1. me in the suburbs
    October 26, 2006 6:46 pm

    I think you have to have a significant other who has connections in the workplace to help you first of all … that is a start.

    Hey Regan still has the city sponsored Impala too. And he can fill it up at the city pumps.

    I bet he is watching Rachael Ray and getting tips on cooking a 30 minute meal for his woman.

  2. kelly green
    October 26, 2006 6:47 pm

    Guess the gravy train has run out for ol’ Dennis ……