The Rocky Horror Picture Show is coming to … ahem … Westmoreland Mall. And tell me this isn’t the most awesome news photo you’ve ever seen.
How uncomfortable do that dude in the grandpa briefs and the girl in the granny pants look?
If you’re just dying to see a mall production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I’ll let you in on a little secret. You can get a $5 discount on the $20 tickets if you say “Let there be lips” at the ticket counter. I swear it. Click here and see the right hand column.
Can I tell you how much I hate it when people hold these ridiculous marketing schemes where you have to like say something or sing something for a discount? That irks me to no end. I’ll never forget when Mattress Discounters held a promotion maybe two years ago that if you came in the store and sang their little ditty … you know it … “Have a good night’s sleep on ussssss. Mattress Discounterrrrrrrrrs!” you would get two free pillows.
As much as I loved the idea of two free pillows, walking into a store and singing a jingle in front of strangers is about as appealing to me as sleeping in a pigeon coop. Just give me the damn pillows. God.