but I’m going to live forever.
The Burgh has been branded as a lot of crap lately: one of the angriest, drunkest, most dangerous cities in the nation.
The good news is that all that drinking is also going make the residents of the Burgh live longer than our calm, sober, safe counterparts.
Obese mice on a high0fat diet go the benefits of being thin — living healthier, longer lives — without the pain of dieting when they consumed huge doses of red wine extract, according to a landmark new study.
I would like to point out the following words: “huge doses.”
If Lukey keeps up with this moving forward crap, forcing us to keep up with our drinking game, we’re all going to live forever.