That’s a whole lotta sexy!

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Wexford’s own Christina “Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrty” Aguilera (I’m pretty sure that’s what’s on her birth certificate) will be performing a concert at the Mellon Civic Arena (I’m pretty sure that’s what I’m going to call it from now on) the day before tax day next year.

Not only is Xtina B (that’s what I’ll call her if we’re ever friends) performing her first Burgh concert in over three years, she’s bringing lots of other sexy with her in the form of Danity Kane (that lameass group that Sean Combs [until he sticks with a freakin’ name for more than six months … that’s what I’ll call him]) put together:

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AND The PussyCat Dolls (or the Whores Who Can’t Sing … as I call them.)

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That is a whole lotta sexy and a whole lotta whore makeup and a whole lotta double sided tape all in one place.

I’m totally going.


  1. Julie_Gong
    November 7, 2006 12:40 pm

    I think PCD (as I call them because I am lazy and don’t want to type out their entire name) are men.

  2. Tep
    November 7, 2006 1:03 pm

    Are you sure they aren’t the same brothel but with different clothes and one out of place redhead?

  3. Clarion
    November 7, 2006 2:00 pm

    So many STDs, so little time.

  4. theburgher
    November 7, 2006 2:04 pm

    Wexford is da Ghetto(or Barrio). It is the Watts of the North Hills exurbs.

  5. Pitt Hoops Blog
    November 7, 2006 2:58 pm

    I am sad to say I went to the same high school as Christina and boy was she an ugly pile of ass back in the day.

  6. Clarion
    November 7, 2006 3:34 pm

    back in the day? you mean yesterday?

  7. kT
    November 7, 2006 3:38 pm

    a bunch of my friends went to north allegheny the same year xtina did. they said no one liked her because she smelled like hot dogs.

  8. mb
    November 7, 2006 3:41 pm

    you girls are just jealous…

  9. Tep
    November 7, 2006 3:50 pm

    I’ve heard the BO rumor before. I think that’s hilarious, true or not.

  10. burghboy
    November 7, 2006 4:30 pm

    My hot dogs have a first name, it x-t-i-n-a…..

  11. Zsa
    November 7, 2006 4:33 pm

    Julie, I think you’re right. I think Melissa Hart should be their manager because I think she’s a man too.

  12. L
    November 7, 2006 5:33 pm

    I think the PCD are okay, but I’m with you on the redhead. She’s definitely a d00d.

  13. PittCheMBA
    November 7, 2006 10:27 pm

    Sex sells, even from Wexford.

  14. Julie_Gong
    November 8, 2006 10:48 am

    I heard she smelled like hot dogs too so it must be true. I still love Xtina mostly because I love hot dogs.

  15. kT
    November 8, 2006 12:27 pm

    i heard julie gong smells like hot dogs!!!11!one!