Wexford’s own Christina “Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrty” Aguilera (I’m pretty sure that’s what’s on her birth certificate) will be performing a concert at the Mellon Civic Arena (I’m pretty sure that’s what I’m going to call it from now on) the day before tax day next year.
Not only is Xtina B (that’s what I’ll call her if we’re ever friends) performing her first Burgh concert in over three years, she’s bringing lots of other sexy with her in the form of Danity Kane (that lameass group that Sean Combs [until he sticks with a freakin’ name for more than six months … that’s what I’ll call him]) put together:
AND The PussyCat Dolls (or the Whores Who Can’t Sing … as I call them.)
That is a whole lotta sexy and a whole lotta whore makeup and a whole lotta double sided tape all in one place.
I’m totally going.