The feds have decided they no longer need to be involved in the case of the CMU students who tried to break into Heinz Field in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
“The people I’ve talked to feel this is absolutely ridiculous,” said Ramzi Ramsey, a senior from Sacramento, Calif., who is president of the Undergraduate Finance Association. “I couldn’t see him hurting a fly. He’s an honor student, one of the top students in our business class.”
You know what? It isn’t ridiculous. Ridiculous is what they tried to do. Being investigated by the feds is exactly what should have happened. And besides, Ramzi Ramsey, how many times do you need to watch the six o’clock news to understand that after every murder, there is a neighbor saying into the camera, “I’m just so shocked. He wouldn’t hurt a fly … I thought.”
You know what else? Ramzi Ramsey is an AWESOME name.
Still, said one first-year Carnegie Mellon student, Aditya Natraj, “they should have known better. You can’t just do whatever you want. Just because you’re shooting a film. …”
She must be one of the smart ones over there at CMU.
So this is the end of the fed involvement for these two idiots … and the beginning of hearing a weird clicking noise every time they are on the phone from now until the day they die.