Joey Porter definitely needs a new word.

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I’m going to see how the appeal goes because they definitely got me in there for saying something I definitely didn’t say,” Porter said. “It’s definitely because of who I am, because how do you get fined $10,000 for getting into a fight before a game and getting kicked out and you get fined $15,000 for saying something and I didn’t even say it?

“It’s definitely one of those who I am and why they said it — the most-feared stuff from the cover, and they think I’m trying to live up to that rep; that’s not the situation.”

“People use those words on a football field as part of their everyday habitat. But, for them to try to attempt to fine me for that, it’s definitely just because of who I am, they definitely are trying to get after 55: ‘Let’s get him, zero tolerance for him.’ ”

“I know right now it’s my word against the ref’s word, but I think I have some guys on the team who are standup guys who will go out there and let them know that I didn’t say it, and whoever said it will stand up and say they said it because I definitely didn’t say it.”

Joey? You are one eloquent piece of man meat. Definitely.


  1. JP, the other one
    November 10, 2006 8:44 am

    …and my dogs will tear the ass off your sissy horse too. definitely.

  2. bern1
    November 10, 2006 12:08 pm

    Note to Joey Porter:

    Just shut up already. Oh,and play for a change.

    Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls

  3. Awesome Comet
    November 10, 2006 12:54 pm

    I don’t think we should be poking fun at the autistic. Didn’t you see Rain Main?

    “Yeah, definately gonna sack you, yeah, definately, definately gonna kick, definately gonna do a celebration kick, yeah, definately gonna get penalized ten yards, definately ten yards, unsportsmanlike conduct is ten yards…”

  4. lynn
    November 10, 2006 7:12 pm

    I definitely smell a new drinking game…definitely.