I’ve never seen the Chippendales other than when they appear on television or sitcoms or Saturday Night Live or what have you.
The lucky ladies of the Burgh are being treated to the following at the Red Star Tavern (haven’t been there) in chronological order:
1. Manicures and hair consultations
2. Chocolate Fondue
3. A two hour show by the Chippendales.
So they’ll have pretty nails, an idea of what they’d like their 200 dollar haircut to look like, enough chocolate fondue to make them feel gross, and THEN a two-hour show by the Chippendales.
I could ask several questions. Who came up with this combo of manicures, chocolate and Chippendales at a tavern? That reminds me of the time I was driving in Arkansas and saw a little shack that sold, and I am SO not making this up: bait, guns, and … wait for it … TOYS!
I could ask how sanitary is it to do manicures in an eating establishment?
But I’m not asking those questions. My question is this: What the hell do the Chippendales do for TWO FULL HOURS?!?!
You can only gyrate your hips in new fashions for so long before it gets old.