Two full hours?!?!

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I’ve never seen the Chippendales other than when they appear on television or sitcoms or Saturday Night Live or what have you.

The lucky ladies of the Burgh are being treated to the following at the Red Star Tavern (haven’t been there) in chronological order:

1. Manicures and hair consultations

2. Chocolate Fondue

3. A two hour show by the Chippendales.

So they’ll have pretty nails, an idea of what they’d like their 200 dollar haircut to look like, enough chocolate fondue to make them feel gross, and THEN a two-hour show by the Chippendales.

I could ask several questions. Who came up with this combo of manicures, chocolate and Chippendales at a tavern? That reminds me of the time I was driving in Arkansas and saw a little shack that sold, and I am SO not making this up: bait, guns, and … wait for it … TOYS!


I could ask how sanitary is it to do manicures in an eating establishment?

But I’m not asking those questions. My question is this: What the hell do the Chippendales do for TWO FULL HOURS?!?!

You can only gyrate your hips in new fashions for so long before it gets old.


  1. Anthony
    November 16, 2006 12:49 pm

    That P-G link lists a number to call “for tickets and to reserve table packages.” Table packages. Heh.

  2. cityworker
    November 16, 2006 1:05 pm

    the only good thing about this post is chocolate fondue. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate.

  3. Scott
    November 16, 2006 1:21 pm

    Pittgirl, your mission is clear. Investigate the situation. You can skip the manicure if it appears to be too unhygienic.

    We look forward to your trip report.

  4. Ms. Caroline
    November 16, 2006 1:28 pm

    Chippendales = women behaving like they’ve never seen a naked man before.

  5. Awesome Comet
    November 16, 2006 1:39 pm

    A lot depends onto what said fondue is applied, I guess.

  6. ethan
    November 16, 2006 1:46 pm

    careful you don’t break a manicured tip during that overly-eager slam dunk!

  7. Kat
    November 16, 2006 3:39 pm

    I can see how a naked lady could be sexy, but a oiled up dude covered in glitter and flapping his junk in your face is the opposite of hot.

  8. Aws Com
    November 16, 2006 4:54 pm

    They cover themselves in GLITTER? Might I now suggest that maybe hetero females are NOT the Chippendale’s bread-and-butter audience?

  9. Lino Gunn
    November 16, 2006 11:08 pm

    Photos, we need photos.