Sally tipped me off to the fact that our little Santonio Asshat Holmes (quotes no longer needed around asshat, because that’s his name now) is nominated for the Rookie of the Week.
Along with local son Bruce Gradkowski.
While I pondered if voting for Asshat was the equivalent of voting for Paris Hilton for Recording Artist of the Year, I noticed that Asshat won the Rookie of the Week in week 6 when we spanked the Chiefs. That means Santonio could actually be on his way to winning Rookie of the Year. In what universe does THAT make sense?
Not mine. In my universe, he’s a butterfingered asshat. It’ll take him winning me a Super Bowl to change that.