Vote for Asshat?

Sally tipped me off to the fact that our little Santonio Asshat Holmes (quotes no longer needed around asshat, because that’s his name now) is nominated for the Rookie of the Week.

Along with local son Bruce Gradkowski.

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While I pondered if voting for Asshat was the equivalent of voting for Paris Hilton for Recording Artist of the Year, I noticed that Asshat won the Rookie of the Week in week 6 when we spanked the Chiefs. That means Santonio could actually be on his way to winning Rookie of the Year. In what universe does THAT make sense?

Not mine.  In my universe, he’s a butterfingered asshat.  It’ll take him winning me a Super Bowl to change that.


  1. Tep
    November 21, 2006 1:52 pm

    Don’t worry, he has the same chance of winning rookie of the year as Mark Madden does of winning fan of the month. It’s just not going to happen.

  2. Mr. Curious
    November 21, 2006 3:59 pm

    Is Santonio’s middle name pronounced As-shat or ass-hat? Or something else?

  3. Lino Gunn
    November 22, 2006 9:30 am

    As mentioned in the past, he is and will remain a jerk.
    It will come to pass (no pun) that he will take his rightful place next to Maurice Clarett in the Football/Inconcievable Ignorance Hall of Shame. Just give him the time.

  4. sallypierre
    November 22, 2006 12:09 pm

    fyi: heard that rocket boy used to belong to a facebook group called (paraphrasing) men who like girls who like it up the butt.


  5. Chase
    November 27, 2006 11:08 pm

    Why the Santonio hate? The kid is gonna be great!

    So he got arrested for jaywalking then mouthing off, so what? Then his baby momma had him arrested, then didn’t want him prosecuted. Hmmm.

    Sometimes I wonder why Pittsburgh hates black people.