Just before adjourning its 2005-06 session last night, the state Legislature approved a major change to the slots law in Pennsylvania, allowing slot machine casinos to serve unlimited free drinks to gamblers from 7 a.m. to 2 a.m., seven days a week.
So sitting on your fat ass feeding a hungry machine coin after coin while you imbibe drink after free drink?
Only good can come from this.
Not only are we encouraging the pilfering of savings accounts, we’re encouraging the drunk pilfering of savings accounts. I’m looking in my crystal ball and I’m seeing … lots of family disputes over Grammy’s incessant gambling and drinking problem.