As documented by T&A, Wendy “Check it OUT!” Bell and Rachael “EVOO. EVOO. I LOVE EVOO!!!!!” Ray have done a scientific experiement to determine what happens when perky meets perky … and the results seem to suggest that perky can totally kick perky ass:
My interview with Rachel Ray was…well…fine. Read between the lines there. Guys –if your wife or girlfriend or significant other or anyone you might possibly entertain the notion of liking at some point in the future asks you how they look, never say… “fine.” Interviewing Rachel Ray was underwhelming, unfortunately. First, she surprised me by making fun of my name. Now — I can think of a million things about me to make fun of, but my name isn’t all that funny. So that was a weird introduction. Then, she was cool and aloof — until the camera came on. Then the personality we see on TV came through. That’s a shame. Don’t you expect the people you see on TV to be that way in person? And wouldn’t you feel gipped if it didn’t turn out that way? She could only manage about three minutes with us — granted, she was busy — but it was all just disappointing. I suspect we made her seem a lot better in our story than I felt that brief encounter truly proved. TV shouldn’t work that way.
Now, let’s all speculate as to what Rachael Ray called Wendy Bell when she made fun of her name? I’m going with “bitch.”
Also, since Wendy says that TV personalities should be the same off camera, does that mean she walks around saying “Check it out” and “like” and dissing on Sally Wiggin? I’ll wait for Wendy to chime in on that.
And, Wendy? Loving your hair lately, HATING your makeup.