PittGirl sees dead people.

I read this article and I had a vision come to me clearly showing me what will happen if this resolution is passed:

Caller to 911:  Yeah, there were some teenagers hanging out near my house and now two flowers from my pot are missing.  I assumed they did it so I shot them.  Could one of yinz come and get the bodies off of my grass?

1 Comment

  1. Mr. Josh
    November 25, 2006 8:45 pm

    So when I bludgeon my neighbor in Bloomfield with the chair he leaves in the street for his parking space, do I call 311 or 911 to get the body and the chair?

    P.S. How come you never post on the weekend? I have to fulfill myself with newspapers and craigslist, and they’re not nearly as satisfying most of the time.