WTAE reporter David Highfield interviewing a woman who came down with a group of ladies from Toronto, Canada to hit the “Black Friday” sales at Grove City.
David Highfield in a serious tone: “Tell me, do you not have stores in Canada?”
Confused lady from Toronto: “Um.”
Yes, David. All of Canada is a barren wasteland where Eskimos and penguins roam, and goods are bought using animal furs as money.