Again, my shallow bitchiness is coming out because this article had me chuckling.
“It’s an armed robbery and an assault,” said Vernon Township Sgt. Randy Detzel. “They knocked him to the ground and took his deer,” the Meadville Tribune reported.
I know I should be aghast that people kill deer (Hiya, PETA readers) and I know I should be aghast that lazy ass hunters steal dead deer (Hiya, hunting readers), but all I can think is, I just can’t imagine being on the receiving end of that 911 call.
“Yeah, some people came and stole my dead deer.”