Hot lesbian cell phone action.

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Add this one to the articles I’m pretty sure the Carbolic Smoke Ball wrote and the PG picked up as real.

Consider the Carrick woman whose cell phone was stolen Saturday from her car by an unknown man who reached into her front seat through an open window.

That evening the man called her other cell phone with the stolen phone and asked her if “the pictures on the phone were of her,” according to a report.

Seems the stolen phone featured naked pictures of a woman. The Carrick victim said the pictures were of her girlfriend and, when the caller asked, told him she was a lesbian.

The woman told police, however, that the photos were really of her and she told the lie to “throw the caller off.”

The next day, she accessed her phone account on the Internet and downloaded a recent photo the man had taken with the stolen cell phone. That picture? A penis.

Questions:

1. Who keeps naked pictures of herself on her cell phone? Who keeps naked pictures of herself on her cell phone, then leaves said cell phone unattended on the front seat of her car with the windows rolled down? This smacks of Paris Hilton.

2. Why did the thief call the woman? Was she incredibly hot and he was hoping that she would overlook the fact that he stole her phone and would begin dating him?

3. Is telling the man that you are a lesbian REALLY going to turn him off at all? If anything, she just made herself 3200% more appealing to him.

4. If the man believed that she was in fact a lesbian, why would he then take a picture of his penis for her?

5. How many friends, websites, etc. do you think this guy emailed her naked pictures to?

The mind. It boggles.





9 Comments

  1. dukey11
    November 28, 2006 4:22 pm

    haha wow… People… rock.



  2. Erin
    November 28, 2006 4:28 pm

    And who has two cell phones? How did he get the phone number of the other one?

    “Throw the caller off” – for what purpose? Huh?

    I think you’re right…this story has to be fake.



  3. pittgirl
    November 28, 2006 4:40 pm

    I’m going to take a guess here. What if in one cell phone the caller ID for her OTHER cell phone was a naked picture of herself?

    Weirdo!



  4. djchas
    November 29, 2006 9:41 am

    Elmo Rocks!



  5. Clarion
    November 29, 2006 10:18 am

    I wonder how many naked pictures of himself elmo has on his phone



  6. SesameWizard
    November 29, 2006 10:29 am

    Probably quite a few since he’s often naked, but usually not seen from the waist down. My 2 year old was recently surprised to learn Elmo had legs. But no genitalia were apparent, or I’m sure he would have mentioned them too.



  7. Incognito
    November 29, 2006 10:33 am

    If you’ve ever been on the 51C Carrick bus you know the kind of people that live there and along the route.
    This chick is just another far-out character from Carrick if this story is true or not.

    The worst part is Carrick is just up Brownsville Road from me a couple of miles. :-/ I miss all the good stuff.



  8. dee
    November 29, 2006 2:44 pm

    maybe there are some crimes that you just shouldn’t report.



  9. katie
    September 5, 2008 7:24 pm

    oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh