I would provide witty comments on this news story …
A Brookline man shot and killed after a police chase on the North Side was carrying drugs inside his colostomy bag, police said.
“He’s known to law enforcement before,” said Chief Harper during a press briefing yesterday at police headquarters on the North Side. The drugs, [...]
Ewwwwww.
Stretch. Then Wii.
Please, please, please do yourself a favor and go here to watch a special KDKA report on the Wii and the physical exertion that one may expend in playing certain games. Then do your best to not destroy your keyboard with spit-taked coffee as you watch a demonstration on how to stretch your muscles before [...]
REEEEEALLY stupid.
There’s stupid. And then there’s REEEEEEEALLY stupid. And then there is “what the hell was your mom smoking when she made you” stupid.
This lady falls in the last category.
A Clarion County woman who apparently used a stolen car to get to a state police barracks to be fingerprinted for a civilian job was arrested yesterday [...]
How many inches is it?
Hey look!
Steelers kicker Jeff Reed has a Motorola Razr! Totally not safe for work link, dudes.
Awesome.
Hey, Jeff? How many inches long is it?
Horny Manatees? Yes.
Reader Beth wrote:
So, I’m watching Conan instead of packing to head back to Western PA for Christmas- And Conan has flown in a band from Pittsburgh to perform a recently written original song. The band is called Rocket Me Nowhere- But what makes it interesting is the song. In a long story, Conan has launched [...]
