The Asshat CANNOT dance.

Have you been wishing for a video of Santonio Holmes dancing like a girl? Or Joey Porter dancing like he is squashing tiny residents of Tokyo?

Wish granted!

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At least I’m assuming that the dude in the #10 Jersey is the Asshat.

Where the hell is Troy?


  1. Erin
    December 1, 2006 3:04 pm

    Pardon me, but is Jeff Reed wearing knickers?

  2. Incognito
    December 1, 2006 4:31 pm

    You’re always good for a laugh PittGirl. You ROCK!

    Every time you call Sanfumblio Asshat I laugh. It fits so well.

  3. L
    December 1, 2006 6:03 pm

    Who was the dude that couldn’t get the gum of out his mouth? Klassy.

    Also Joey Porter cracked me up in all of his godzilla wonderfulness.

  4. Chase
    December 1, 2006 6:54 pm

    Santonio is a great player.

    Keep it real.

  5. Stacey
    December 1, 2006 10:29 pm

    The Asshat dances like he plays football – BAD

  6. Lino Gunn
    December 2, 2006 12:00 am

    Did Mr. Asshat slap any of the bitches ? Or did he just ask ’em to have his baby.

  7. Woy
    December 2, 2006 8:46 am

    Too bad Verron messed up his knee. That sumbitch can dance.

  8. Chase
    December 2, 2006 5:43 pm

    Stacey, I speak for all football fans when I say: You don’t know anything about the sport, so please never speak about it again.

    Thank you.

  9. pittgirl
    December 2, 2006 9:42 pm

    That’s it. I’m calling it. Chase is actually Santonio Holmes. How else can we explain your inability to let anyone say a single negative thing about the Steelers?

  10. L
    December 2, 2006 10:55 pm

    Chase is either Santonio Holmes, or the President of his fanclub or wayyyy new to the Internet. Why don’t you tell someone that they don’t know what they’re talking about again, Chase? That’s working real well for ya, dude.

  11. Chase
    December 2, 2006 11:59 pm

    Say whatever you want negative about the Steelers. As long as it’s accurate. Here, I’ll start.

    Russ Grimm is a horrible offensive line coach and should not be promoted to head coach.

  12. Lino Gunn
    December 3, 2006 1:36 am

    Chase Buddy, It appeares that your formitable football knowledge has cowed everyone into submitting to your superior intellect. The butthead…er, butthole, or something like that, is your to own again !

  13. Chase
    December 3, 2006 12:31 pm

    Why thank you Lino. I think.

  14. Stacey
    December 5, 2006 10:34 pm

    I’m sorry but i’m not the only one talking about Santanio Holmes playing bad football…

  15. Meg
    March 20, 2007 3:42 pm

    The show was during the time that Troy busted his knee, so he couldn’t be in the show. And that just sux.