Future live Wiggling experiences won’t wiggle the same.

Among the dozens of mothers who have been pouring their hearts out on message boards on the band’s Web site in recent days was one American woman — she lists her hometown as “Greg Rocks!, U.S.A.” — who described how Mr. Page’s singing soothed her during a recent divorce, and went on to say, “I am extremely sad that future live Wiggling experiences won’t mean seeing Greg.” She added, “It will never be the same.” (emphasis mine)

I don’t think there’s any great mystery as to why this woman got divorced.  She’s a lunatic, that’s why.

“Future live Wiggling experiences” might be the most awesome phrase we’ll hear all week.

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