The Asshat is dumber than previously thought.
- December 6, 2006
- filed under Annoying Burghers, Steelers
Santonio Holmes will be getting his first NFL start this Thursday against the Browns and was interviewed in the Post-Gazette about it.
Santonio went on and on about how he was going to cherish his first start, remember everything about his first start, can’t wait for his first start … then he said about his family and friends:
“None of them know I’m starting. I’m going to keep it quiet.”
W.T.F?!??!
I can’t even begin to describe how stupid it is that he thinks his friends and family won’t know he’s starting. I had been feeling badly lately about branding the boy an asshat, but Santonio, if you’re going to continue being an asshat I really have no choice.
God.
AndyWags
December 6, 2006 11:41 am
If Santonio is an Asshat, it stands to reason that his family and friends are probably Asshats as well so I wouldn’t be surprised it they DON’T know he’s starting. Stupid is as stupid does…
Chase
December 6, 2006 12:10 pm
You’re assuming his friends can read.
JP
December 6, 2006 1:08 pm
maybe he was trying to be facetious.
like, “hey guys. nobody knows i cant hang on to a football. dont tell anyone, i’m going to keep it quiet. same for the dancing thing.”
parking chair
December 6, 2006 3:35 pm
Pssst… Hey, Santonio…. over here… Don’t tell anybody, but Ben throws a lot of interceptions! Keep it under your asshat!
Lino Gunn
December 6, 2006 6:57 pm
This guy is about as sharp as a marble.
sallypierre
December 6, 2006 9:57 pm
are we dumb if we comment on this?
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