A man accused of terrorizing three teenagers by repeatedly calling and asking them about their feet has been sentenced to nine months to almost two years in prison.
Let this be a lesson for you all. You call people and ask about their feet, you go to jail.
Now was he asking them about their feet in like a Saw kind of way, an erotic kind of way, or a “Hey, how are those metatarsals doing today?” kind of way. I guess we’ll never know.