Feet are off limits.

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A man accused of terrorizing three teenagers by repeatedly calling and asking them about their feet has been sentenced to nine months to almost two years in prison.

Let this be a lesson for you all. You call people and ask about their feet, you go to jail.

Now was he asking them about their feet in like a Saw kind of way, an erotic kind of way, or a “Hey, how are those metatarsals doing today?” kind of way. I guess we’ll never know.


  1. ethan
    December 7, 2006 12:34 pm

    does that mean i should quit calling you and asking about your nibbly hot ears?

  2. jewel
    December 7, 2006 5:49 pm

    that actually happened on my campus a few months ago… girls kept getting really weird calls from a guy asking about their feet… what kind of socks they were wearing, if they liked foot massages…
    dunno if they ever caught the guy…

  3. KB
    December 8, 2006 10:33 am

    Sadly, there are truly some freaky people out there. Somebody that interviewed for a position with my company cited this website as some of her prior web design work (some might call this a NSFW site).


    I have no idea why we didn’t hire her . . .

  4. pittgirl
    December 8, 2006 10:48 am

    Holy shit. Insanity.