What they’re really thinking: Tits edition.

The Steelers tied their series with the Cleveland Browns at 55 games a piece last night in some seriously cold weather. Or as my Grandma used to say, “colder than a witch’s tit.”

1. Speaking of tits:

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It’s all fun and games at the time, but how do you think this guy felt when he woke up this morning to discover his nipples had frozen and fallen off?

2. And I really hope Bill Cowher learned his lesson about making funny faces:

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That’s attractive. Now instead of calling him The Chin we can call him Two Chins.

3. The story of the game was obviously Willie Parker, who you remember I wasn’t too nice to last edition. He showed me, by running over 200 yards and setting a franchise record.

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I’m just going to temper my quasi-apology to him by saying that this was the Browns. They suck hard. Run like that next Sunday and I’ll make you a cake with my photo on it. You know he wants it.

4. And the Asshat didn’t do too shabby in [whisper] his first start [/whisper]. Not only didn’t he fumble, but he recovered a fumble. Way to go, Asshat! And that stretchy catch thing you did? I’m not hating it.

5. Finally, Benny. Benny Benny Benny. I’m LOVING seeing you immediately vacate the pocket and throw on the run.

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That is a beautiful sight and I’m assuming is your Christmas gift to PittGirl. I prefer a gift that starts with a “d” and ends with an “iamonds”, but I’ll live. And your rushing touchdown where you spun into the endzone? Fearless. And your giving the ball to the kid in the stands? Quit trying to make me love you. I’ll never break. Never you hear me?!?





4 Comments

  1. Julie_Gong
    December 8, 2006 11:08 am

    ‘colder than a witch’s tit’ this is the stuff I live for PittGirl. Thank you!



  2. Judge Rufus Peckham
    December 8, 2006 11:36 am

    Re: Picture number one: His nipples are the least of his worries.



  3. Anthony
    December 8, 2006 1:15 pm

    Re: Picture number two: The Chin has vampire teeth.



  4. PittCheMBA
    December 8, 2006 3:25 pm

    Did you hear about JP’s (not Jane Pitt, but Joey Porter, JPeezy)comments about Kellen Winslow’s cheap shot at James Farrior? It’s a good thing JPeezy sent his dogs out of state.