I would provide witty comments on this news story …
A Brookline man shot and killed after a police chase on the North Side was carrying drugs inside his colostomy bag, police said.
“He’s known to law enforcement before,” said Chief Harper during a press briefing yesterday at police headquarters on the North Side. The drugs, suspected of being heroin, were found in two bundles inside the bag Mr. Allen wore to collect body waste after an operation that removed portions of his digestive tract.
… but I’m too busy supressing my gag reflex.
Grossest news story of the year? Shit, yeah.