Everybody is beating the shit out of everybody.

A group of women got into a brawl inside Primanti Bros. restaurant early New Year’s morning, and police had to use force to subdue one of them when they said she charged at an officer.Pittsburgh police were directing traffic outside the restaurant in the Strip District at 2:30 a.m. when an employee came out and yelled, “There are a bunch of girls fighting in here.”

When he went inside …

I’m going to pause the story right here to ask do you think he went, “Awesome!!!!” before he ran inside to see this “bunch of girls”?

As he was about to handcuff her, though, another fight broke out in the restaurant. He told the woman not to leave while he helped break it up, but she got into a car with her friends and left.

Police said they didn’t identify her, but if they do she’ll be charged.

WTF?  Is Primanti’s like the new place to brawl? Fights just breaking out everywhere.

Let this be a lesson.  Alcohol and sandwiches with coleslaw and french fries on them do NOT mix.


  1. Ruby Vroom
    January 4, 2007 11:36 am

    Many people would beg to differ and say that when you’re drunk is the only time to have a Primanti’s sammich, Pittgirl. However, I would ef up a salami and cheese from dahn ‘ere just about any time of the day or night. Perhaps nothing to be proud of, but the truth all the same.

    I love that the cop told her not to leave. “Wait right here so that I can return in 5 minutes and put you in the drunk tank for the night and hit you with a huge fine, ma’am.” Yeah, that’ll work.

  2. MattJ
    January 7, 2007 4:13 pm

    Hey! I been told I have to try a primanti’s sandwich when I visit your city, julie over at blog of a good time assures me it’s second in popularity only to the steelers.

    I’ll have to line my stomach with a few beers first I think, but I can’t travel to barbaric lands and not eat what the natives eat!

  3. dwightsupremacy
    January 9, 2007 12:16 pm

    I always feel like an outsider because I don’t like coleslaw and have to ask for my Primanti sandwich without it.

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