If I read a story that a goat was found in the Burgh: not so awesome to me.
However if you include any of the following:
1. The word “unidentified” in the headline.
2. A description of the goat including:
Officer Robert Smith reported that the goat, which a had a collar, had “an approximately four-inch beard and both left and right horns are intact.”
Then my God, it becomes awesome.
At least it wasn’t a turkey. You know how I feel about the turkeys.
Hat tip to Aeran who might have the most awesome name ever.