A cross-dressing man charged with shooting a city police officer during a prostitution sting was nabbed in a McKees Rocks house this morning, authorities said.Pittsburgh police, Allegheny County Sheriff’s deputies and federal agents captured William Anthony Scott, 20, about 3 a.m. as he pretended to sleep on a couch in a house on the 1200 block of Church Street, the sheriff’s office said.
I bet you think I’m going to snark on the fact that he was a cross dresser, don’t you?
Oh, how little you know me.
I’m laughing that he thought pretending to sleep would stop the police from arresting his ass.
Officer #1: Bob, Bob? Look there he is right there on the couch!
Officer #2: Chuck. SHHHHH! Can’t you see the man is sleeping? Let’s come back later.