Joe Hardy, that crazy old bastard that started 84 Lumber, turned 84 and his family threw him a birthday party.
Just some of the highlights in addition to Troy Polamalu:
1. Xtina B singing “Happy Birthday”
2. The cast of The Chorus Line singing “One”
3. Robin Freakin’ Williams
4. Bette Freakin’ Midler
5. A baby freakin’ hyena as a gift from the employees.
6. The Connellsville Airport (huh?) will be renamed the Joseph Hardy Freakin’ Regional Airport.
Can we talk about the hyena. Really!??!? A hyena? The next time you’re chatting with friends and one of those friends is discussing the arduous task of shopping for her father’s birthday and she says, “What do you buy a person who has everything?”
My God, you will answer, “A baby freakin’ hyena!!”
You may be telling yourself that PittGirl is snarking on this because she is jealous and mad she wasn’t invited. You are 1 kajillion percent correct, my friends.
What do I need to do to get invited to the next Hardy freakin’ party?