Paris Hilton is smarter than Barry Bonds

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Holy hell, Barry.

According to a story in the New York Daily News, the San Francisco slugger failed an amphetamines test in 2006. The newspaper reported that when first informed of the positive result, Bonds attributed it to a substance he had taken from Sweeney’s locker.

What a world class moron. For several reasons and this here being The Burgh Blog where PittGirl is very specific in her hatred, ima list ’em:

1. He’s a world class moron.

There ya go.

But seriously. How dumb do you have to be to take an unknown pill from the locker of your teammate, then place that unknown pill in your mouth without knowing the unknown? Real dumb.

Even Paris Hilton would look in Britney’s purse, pull out a mystery pill and would look at Britney and go, “What’s this one do?” For God’s sake, she wouldn’t want to accidentally pop a Viagra any more than I’m sure Barry would want to pop some estrogen. So basically, I’m saying Paris Hilton is smarter than Barry Bonds. I’m assuming the world is ending tonight.

And since I don’t believe for a nanosecond that Barry actually did take a pill he didn’t know, then how dumb is Barry to make up a lameass story like that to get his teammate in trouble? Not so much dumb as much as assholey.

What a moron. World. Class.

1 Comment

  1. SEF
    January 14, 2007 8:30 am

    Moron- an understatement!!

    He still thinks that we all believe he has never taken steroids!