Scanning the PG today, I noticed that the local hip-hop awards were given out at an awards ceremony at the Hilton last night. Lots of people I’ve never heard of got awards, and one dude I have heard of got an award:
Best Graffiti Artist: Mook.
Best graffiti artist?!?! For real?
Not only am I annoyed that they actually have an award recognizing someone skilled at committing a petty crime, but I’m also annoyed that they’ve gone ahead and given that award to MOOK of all people.
Mook has tagged everything in this freakin’ city with his stupid name written in his stupid childish “I was held back in kindergarten three times” capital letters.
Graffiti artist. Why stop there? How about best thief? Or best cop slapper? Or best babymama slapper arounder? Hiya, Asshat!