Two nights ago (I would have posted this sooner, but I was afflicted with the 24 hour flu — either that or it was the regular flu and I just kicked its ass so bad that it gave up after 24 hours), I was walking through my living room while WTAE news was on and as I passed through, just at that exact moment, Lukey was on the screen looking right at me and the exact words coming out of his mouth at that exactly exact time were, “moving Pittsburgh forward.”
I swear it. I’m not making it up. He’s like MOCKING me now with this. Looking right at me and saying it.
Although, that paranoia might be the dirty martini talking.