Because I love you, here’s a kitten head.

An Aliquippa man is accused of giving his ex-girlfriend a gift-wrapped package containing the severed head of a kitten.

According to the Animal Friends organization, a Mt. Washington woman called police Jan. 28 when she arrived home to find a package wrapped with red bows and pink tissue paper. Police found inside the package the severed head of a black, 12-to-16-week-old kitten and a note reading, “I love you, Your Ben.”

Usually when a psycho ex boyfriend starts sending you the severed heads of furry things, doesn’t the note usually say something like “you suck” or “I hope you die” or “here’s hoping your head falls off too”.

“I love you, Your Ben”?!?!!?

Freak.

The red bows and pink tissue paper was a nice touch. If that doesn’t say “I care” I don’t know what does.





11 Comments

  1. Woy
    February 2, 2007 3:00 pm

    I wonder if it was autographed “Big Ben #7″…



  2. spoon
    February 2, 2007 3:24 pm

    If it was autographed it makes me wonder if the head was wearing a helmet



  3. Clarion
    February 2, 2007 3:26 pm

    She’s just lucky he didn’t propose. She might have ended up reenacting the horsehead scene from the godfather.



  4. Dano
    February 2, 2007 3:40 pm

    Nothin says C to the R to the A…Z…Y like a kittens head…makes me wonder what he’ll do for Valentines Day…hmm those new polar bears at the zoo look interesting



  5. Tep
    February 2, 2007 3:44 pm

    I wonder who got the rest of the cat.



  6. dwight
    February 2, 2007 6:02 pm

    Aw. That poor cat. Now there is a guy who deserved to get mauled by a mountain lion!!!



  7. Anthony
    February 2, 2007 6:09 pm

    Perhaps he was trying to create a feline mizpah; he gave her the head and he kept the body. When the two cat parts are put together, one can read the inscription:
    “The Lord watch between me and thee when we are absent from another. Meow.”



  8. pittgirl
    February 2, 2007 6:20 pm

    Hah!!



  9. vasteve
    February 4, 2007 11:50 pm

    hey…he said I love you ….without nudity! He’s gotta feel good about that!



  10. Hello Kitty
    February 5, 2007 1:53 pm

    Are you sure this didn’t take place in Fayette County?



  11. Meg
    March 24, 2007 3:10 pm

    Okay, give me a minute so that I can get the image of a severed cat out of my mind….