Every now and again, Jennifer Bruce Scott becomes a contortionist on the outbound Parkway East.
“It isn’t easy,” she says. “You should try changing from your work clothes into a pair of basketball shorts while speeding down the Parkway in your car and trying to get to Monroeville as fast as you can. And, believe me, I’ve done it more than just a few times.”
I don’t know about you, but I feel so much safer knowing that this maniac is sharing the Parkway East with me.
God help us all.