Xtina B. Still drrrrrty.

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So the couple stays in on Sundays, she said. “We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

“You cook naked?” asks DeGeneres.

Aguilera replies: “Yeah, we cook naked.”

“Nothing with grease — that could splatter,” said DeGeneres.

“Well, unless you want the grease,” Aguilera replied.

Whoa, Wexford’s own Xtina B. Whoa!

Too. Much. Information.

Not that imagining Xtina B. naked is very difficult to do, 1. because she’s almost naked most of the time and 2. because she’s very hot, but my God, I do NOT need to imagine Jordy B. naked.

No, thank you, Wexford’s own Xtina B. No, thank you very much.


  1. Michael Rinsem
    February 7, 2007 12:56 pm

    Such waves of emotion today – first the story about Cope’s words… and now this image forever imprinted upon my brain.

  2. Clarion
    February 7, 2007 2:00 pm

    Simply too foul for words.

  3. Tep
    February 7, 2007 2:17 pm

    The working kitchen is no place for bare genitals. Too many hazards.

  4. Big John
    February 7, 2007 4:04 pm

    Makin’ bacon naked. Say it out loud – it’s got a nice rythem to it.

  5. Woy
    February 7, 2007 10:08 pm

    To quote WWTDD, I don’t know why she married a cartoon turtle.  And the thought of a naked cartoon turtle scares me.

  6. brutus
    February 9, 2007 6:53 am

    I will never believe that XTina cooks anything. She must have a new CD coming out.