Sonni Abatta sat down with Sidney Crosby for an interview. Sonni Abatta also sat down last year with Troy Polamalu.

1. Can somebody please tell me why they send Sonni Abatta to interview all the hot sports players? Doesn’t that piss Bob Pompeani and John “The ‘Stache” Steigerwald off like crazy?

2. What the hell does this mean?

“It’s a friendship, nothing more or less,” Crosby says of his relationship with Lemieux.

Did somebody start a Sidney and Mario gay rumor without me knowing it?

3. Sidney claims that he lives under strict rules because as a “hockey player you have to be a good role model.” Heh. Yes, those are naked girls with painted skin. (Thanks to reader Lauren for the tip. Mondesi’s had it first.)

4. You must read Woy’s thoughts on this interview. Hilarious.

Category: Penguins, Sonni Abatta, Steelers | February 14, 2007 | | ShareThis