PittGirl mines Craigslist … so you don’t have to

Let me tell you that my little hobby of reading Craigslist turns up some pretty awesome stuff (all links are safe for work, I think):

1.  Because all houseboys should have a nice butt.  Right?  The hell?

2.  I don’t want everyone to hate me, but this made me laugh.  As I often say, PittGirl is a shallow bitch.  But don’t worry.  I believe in karma, so it’s only a matter of time before God smites me for it.

3.   Yeah, a photo WOULD be nice.  What is that second photo?  Fog?

4.  I wonder if by “rocking good time” he means “let me suck your blood.”

5.  God.  This guy again.  Changed his photo from this, but still the same weirdo he ever was.  My favorite?  If you want to date him, you have to respond with one thing you would do to change Pittsburgh for the better.  I’ll pay you ten dollars if you write him back and say, “I would get rid of all the Burghers who use the word homunculi.”

6.  This girl hates you.





4 Comments

  1. Zsa
    February 23, 2007 10:25 am

    #2’s driving a Daewoo and he’s criticizing anyone else on the planet? Something is wrong there.

    I’d like to go out with #5 just to see how long I could keep him going thinking I’m exactly what he’s looking for, and then say, “By the way, I was in a sorority in college and I’ve seen Bon Jovi in concert twice in the last year and my favorite show is Two and a Half Men.” (Well, that last thing is a lie, but the fallout would be worth it.)



  2. Puma
    February 23, 2007 12:30 pm

    My favorite is the woman who says “Why Pittsburgh Sucks.”

    People who “hate” Pittsburgh don’t hate rolling hills, tunnels, and the three rivers. They hate people (ex’s?), or more so, they hate themselves. Case in point: a recent argument with a single, female, ex-Pittsburgher who had moved to D.C. She went from antagonistic, to downright evil about how Pittsburgh ruined her chances for a good man (one who made over 200K per year) and a good career (get ready… she’s a marine biologist.) Put her plasticity aside for a moment. She’s a MARINE BIOLOGIST, and is looking for success in Pittsburgh. Could there be maybe, 3 jobs here for that??? No luck?

    Um, the ocean is a good 450 miles that a-way >>>> try looking there for a job.

    My point: 1) Idiots live everywhere, not just here. 2) Pittsburgh is what it is. It’s cold, it’s a middle-class town, and you can’t expect it to be San Diego. You can simply try to improve your lil’ piece of it, or you go swim with the dolphins.



  3. PittCheMBA
    February 23, 2007 12:46 pm

    #2’s car of choice, a Daewoo, is not the best chic magnet.



  4. blee
    February 23, 2007 1:47 pm

    I check missed connections and w4m everyday.

    Someday I’ll be a missed connection for someone but I don’t think I would ever approach most of the w4m entries.

    The guy was dead on. The mean weight of most of those posters has to be over 200lbs.

    Everyone needs love and I’m sure they are all very nice but please put the pie down and back away.

    When I asked my dad about women when I was in highschool he told me “The older they get, the bigger they get”. Little did I know the starting age of the curve appears to be age 6 in PGH.