Let me tell you that my little hobby of reading Craigslist turns up some pretty awesome stuff (all links are safe for work, I think):
1. Because all houseboys should have a nice butt. Right? The hell?
2. I don’t want everyone to hate me, but this made me laugh. As I often say, PittGirl is a shallow bitch. But don’t worry. I believe in karma, so it’s only a matter of time before God smites me for it.
3. Yeah, a photo WOULD be nice. What is that second photo? Fog?
4. I wonder if by “rocking good time” he means “let me suck your blood.”
5. God. This guy again. Changed his photo from this, but still the same weirdo he ever was. My favorite? If you want to date him, you have to respond with one thing you would do to change Pittsburgh for the better. I’ll pay you ten dollars if you write him back and say, “I would get rid of all the Burghers who use the word homunculi.”
6. This girl hates you.