Chief Wuss of US Airways

The chief executive of US Airways has completed a 24-hour jail sentence for a drunken driving arrest, the Maricopa County sheriff said today. Doug Parker left the Estrella Jail, which holds female inmates, in Phoenix at about 6:30 a.m. Sunday.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that because of his high-profile status, Mr. Parker was put in a separate cell for his safety.

Wait, so they put him in a separate cell because they were afraid the women were going to kick his ass?

Hah! Wuss.


  1. Jim
    February 26, 2007 9:28 pm

    Do you know what the sad part about that is, PittGirl? That sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is infamous for putting his inmates on a chain-gang while dressed in pink to embarass them. Unfortunately, it seems like his willingness to act tough suddenly vanishes when it’s time to make a real example of someone. They should have locked this dude on a JetBlue flight stuck on the tarmac with no peanuts (or the blue potato chips they serve) and an overflowing toilet.

    That is all. I say one more word and my frequent flier points go bye-bye.

  2. yinzernation
    February 26, 2007 10:35 pm

    Some may call being the only guy locked up in a women’s prison punishment. Others call it a dream come true.

  3. Sofa King
    February 27, 2007 9:08 am

    Have you ever actually flown U.S. Airways? Anyone who has might understand why this guy’s a target.

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