Monthly Archives: February 2007

Chief Wuss of US Airways

The chief executive of US Airways has completed a 24-hour jail sentence for a drunken driving arrest, the Maricopa County sheriff said today. Doug Parker left the Estrella Jail, which holds female inmates, in Phoenix at about 6:30 a.m. Sunday.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that because of his high-profile status, Mr. Parker was put in a separate cell for his safety.

Wait, so they put him in a separate cell because they were afraid the women were going to kick his ass?

Hah! Wuss.


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My f$&#ing goalie!

 

 

Nearly a week after he was openly criticized and benched for two starts by Pittsburgh Penguins head coach Michel Therrien, Marc-Andre Fleury has been reinstated as the team’s No. 1 goaltender.

Oh, my God, you guys. Did you watch the game and see Therrien flipping out after Thibault let the third goal slide by? Did you see Therrien gesturing madly and screaming, “I’m changing my f*$&ing goalie. I’m changing my f*$&ing goalie!”

Awesome.

Can you imagine if Bill Cowher had that philosophy and when Benny would throw his third interception, Bill would start charging up and down the sidelines screaming, “I’m changing my f#&@ing quarterback. I’m changing my f#&*ing quarterback!”

Priceless.

Also: Does anyone else think Maxime Talbot looks like the Geico caveman?

Arooo.


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Bob Nutting speaks McClatchy

Holy late posting, PittGirl!

Bob Nutting, the Pirates’ new principal owner, addressed the team’s staff, coaches and players this morning and, by all accounts, stressed in his speech that ownership is committed to winning (whereas before they … weren’t?).

Nutting told the players he had confidence in chief executive officer Kevin McClatchy (why?), general manager Dave Littlefield (WHY??!!) and manager Jim Tracy, as well as the baseball operations staff’s general plan to build from within (yeah, that’s working real good).

“The message is that our fans are hungry (famished. We could eat Bill Peduto.) and the organization is just as hungry (prove it.). We need to see continued improvement (CONTINUED improvement? How’s about ANY improvement?). We need to have patience to stick with the plan. (I’d say 14 years is pretty patient.) But, really, I think the point where we need to start showing things is right now (I’d say you’re about seven years too late). I think we have a great opportunity this year.”

I’m not getting my hopes up. That way, worst case, I get what I expected. Best case, I’m pleasantly surprised.


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Rendell and Knoll get it on.

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A headline on the Trib’s front page:

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Maybe they were … together.

Dum dum dum DUMMMMMMM.


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PittGirl’s ass thanks the Girl Scouts of America

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This is perfect.

For much of the country, it’s Girl Scout cookie time again. And this year, all those cookies, not just the Thin Mints and a few others, will come nearly free of harmful trans fats.

So now this summer when I’m sitting on the beach and I eat a whole row of Thin Mints with Tagalong chasers, I won’t feel guilty.  As much.


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