1. It is so windy this morning! (HOW WINDY IS IT, PITTGIRL?!) It’s so windy that my SUV (bite me) almost blew off the George Westinghouse bridge. I’m lucky to be alive.
2. Sienna Miller cannot shut her face up about Pittsburgh.
With regards to the Pittsburgh/Shittsburg comment, blogger Perez Hilton comments that Sienna “kinda regrets apologizing.”
Sienna said her reason to the Guardian: “Because I was halfway through shooting a movie called “The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh” and the producers were understandably very distressed at the riot I had caused, so it was kind of damage control,” she says.
“I understand the patriotism of that city, but really I don’t think it was that big a deal. I had to meet the mayor live on TV and apologise. It was huge! People are dying in Iraq and where is our focus, d’you know what I mean?
“Massivetwoshits is Massachusetts. Connecticunt, or Connectibutt. We came up with loads,” she says. “But I don’t deliberately hurt anybody. And, actually, I like Pittsburgh, I do.”
She’s such a succubus. D’you know what I mean? Also, I’m sure Lukey is smarting that she was just “acting” nice when she met him. Do you think she renamed him “Puke Ravenstahl”?
3. Boy, you piss off my future best friend David Conrad, and you’re asking for it. In this case, the PG was asking for a mean letter … by my smoking hot future best friend. (Do you think if I just keep saying it, that it will come true?)
Anyways, go here to read a letter by my future best friend David Conrad, my smoking hot future best friend.