Frenching Punxy Phil

Burghers, I would make out with that nasty groundhog and even throw in some tongue action if it would bring Spring … right now. I’m selfless like that.

It is damn cold today.

And if standing outside waiting for my bus while my cute little ears burned like hell wasn’t bad enough, a woman standing near me was feeding the pigeons Cheetos and proceeded to toss a handful of Cheetos at my feet. At. My. Feet.

Are you kidding me?

I grabbed my shitiful camera phone to prove I’m not lying that this kind of pigeon-related crap happens to me.

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As the pigeons entered my personal body space (you’re looking at the tail of a too damn close pigeon that is nearly pecking my boots), I thought, clearly, this woman who has thrown Cheetos about the feet of PittGirl wants me to kick her ass.

But I didn’t. I was too cold.

Spring? Yes, please.





3 Comments

  1. Woy
    March 6, 2007 6:03 pm

    I’ll try and send some Vegas / NOLA weather love your way this week.



  2. tim
    March 6, 2007 6:31 pm

    Back in the day, when I used to eat lunch in Mellon Square, dahntahn…the pigeons were bold. Very bold. I guess from the idiots feeding them during lunch. ANYWAY…while sitting and talking and eating…I feel a pecking on my foot…yes…it was a $!@#$@$ pigeon. The stinking thing was trying to get my attention so I would throw it a french fry. Of course, it happened to be one of the greasiest looking pigeons ever. Nasty.



  3. cityworker
    March 7, 2007 11:06 am

    DON’T FEED THE PIGEONS!!!! I think if you feed a pigeon other people should be allowed to hurt you.