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I guess he didn’t get 21.

Joey Porter threw a hissy fit at a blackjack table in Vegas (remember, the Steelers love them some Vegas) and punched Cincinnati Bengal Levi Jones in the face.

Some guesses as to what made Joey fly into a rage:

1.  Levi made a smart remark about Joey’s dogs.

2.  Joey hates Levi’s stupid name.

3.  Levi looked at Joey.

4.  Steroids.

5.  Because he’s a Bengal and clearly, he deserved it.

My money’s on number 5.

(Thanks, Chris!)





8 Comments

  1. cityworker
    March 19, 2007 1:24 pm

    my guess is he hit on 16 with the dealer showing a 3 and took joey’s queen. never take joey’s queen!



  2. gunnlino
    March 19, 2007 1:25 pm

    I would really like to see the casino surveillance tape. Here’s hoping for a leak to you tube or TMZ.



  3. J.T.
    March 19, 2007 2:27 pm

    My guess is that it happened because Joey was shot in Denver.



  4. Patrick
    March 19, 2007 4:12 pm

    It’s possible Levi simply said “hit me”.

    Alternately, it could be Joey being Joey.

    “You’re soft, Levi! Your blackjack game is soft!“



  5. Toni
    March 19, 2007 6:51 pm

    You can take Joey outta the Burgh, but ya can’t take the Burgh outta Joey. I still love ya Peezy!



  6. samuel
    March 20, 2007 12:53 am

    i miss peezy already, and the season ain’t even started yet!



  7. Erin
    March 20, 2007 8:59 am

    Aaaaand as I said before, good riddance. Cam Cameron is probably kicking himself right now. But then, he done shoulda known better.



  8. Meg
    March 23, 2007 4:04 pm

    When I heard this, it didn’t surprise me at all. Actually, I was jumping for joy, I HATE THE BENGALS! Of course, I would feel differently if he was still a steeler, but since he isnt…