Expressing myself with dollar bills.

A company that wants to open an exotic dance club in Homestead filed a lawsuit against the borough yesterday in federal court.

Among the claims in the lawsuit are prior restraint from freedom of expression; and that the regulations cause a “chilling effect on constitutionally protected speech.”

My thoughts:

1.  I’m sure what our forefathers were fighting for was definitely our freedom to express ourselves by placing a dollar bill in a stripper’s G-string.

2.  How is nude dancing considered “constitutionally protected speech?”  Sometimes, I feel so stupid for not understanding this stuff.

3.  “Chilling effect”?  That’s not hyperbolic at all is it?

Dude #1:  Did you hear that they stifled the strip club’s freedom of speech?

Dude #2:  That?  Is chilling.